The Luv Doc

If you have to ask, you probably don't want the answer.
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Cranberry Volcano
People who don't have embarrassing stories are either exceptionally dull, or disturbingly dishonest

The Luv Doc, Nov. 24, 2021

The Luv Doc: Doomsday Scenarios
Doomsday Scenarios
The guy exactly no woman wants to date

The Luv Doc, Nov. 18, 2021

The Luv Doc: Big Enough Balls
Big Enough Balls
You can't take away something's purpose without some reflexive pushback

The Luv Doc, Nov. 11, 2021

The Luv Doc: Dogstar Dick
Dogstar Dick
Maybe "Junior Johnson" could be the sequel?

The Luv Doc, Nov. 4, 2021

The Luv Doc: A Pat on the Head
A Pat on the Head
The perfect personality type for becoming an expert at bird dogging your erogenous zones

The Luv Doc, Oct. 28, 2021

The Luv Doc: Blowing Smoke
Blowing Smoke
Telling the truth is easy. Lying is a lot more work.

The Luv Doc, Oct. 21, 2021

The Luv Doc: TXT ME BK
Where U at?

The Luv Doc, Oct. 14, 2021

The Luv Doc: He Doesn’t Dance
He Doesn’t Dance
Otherwise known as reactive immobility

The Luv Doc, Oct. 7, 2021

The Luv Doc: An On-the-Ball Housedaddy
An On-the-Ball Housedaddy
Would a moat increase your property value?

The Luv Doc, Sept. 30, 2021

The Luv Doc: A Secret Eye Roll
A Secret Eye Roll
The internet is chock-full of tips on tipping

The Luv Doc, Sept. 23, 2021

The Luv Doc: Space Limitations
Space Limitations
This is super readable!

The Luv Doc, Sept. 16, 2021

The Luv Doc: A Better Business Plan
A Better Business Plan
If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride

The Luv Doc, Sept. 9, 2021

The Luv Doc: A Little Dahoo Dores
A Little Dahoo Dores
We have to make space in our hearts for the paste-eaters like Greg Abbott and Dan Patrick

The Luv Doc, Sept. 2, 2021

The Luv Doc: Awkward Subjects Like Ice Cream
Awkward Subjects Like Ice Cream
A rate that rivals even the most impressively war-torn third world countries

The Luv Doc, Aug. 26, 2021

The Luv Doc: A Heaven-on-Earth Couplehood
A Heaven-on-Earth Couplehood
The Luv Doc thinks this reader might have a malfunctioning amygdala

The Luv Doc, Aug. 19, 2021

The Luv Doc: The Millennial Sip
The Millennial Sip
A message from one of Bill Gates’ roughly 1.18 billion involuntary stenographers

The Luv Doc, Aug. 12, 2021

The Luv Doc: The Co Code
The Co Code
Let’s pray there’s a giant, flaming asteroid hurtling toward earth that will put an end to this nonsense

The Luv Doc, Aug. 5, 2021

The Luv Doc: The Digital Scale for Gayness
The Digital Scale for Gayness
Just because you enjoy a certain sexual activity doesn't automatically qualify you for a whole new orientation

The Luv Doc, July 29, 2021

The Luv Doc: An Alpha Male Jock Type Guy
An Alpha Male Jock Type Guy
Saying someone lives in Houston is irresponsibly nonspecific

The Luv Doc, July 22, 2021

The Luv Doc: Cat Therapy
Cat Therapy
Insane pets are insanely expensive

The Luv Doc, July 15, 2021

The Luv Doc: Bachelorette Beach Party
Bachelorette Beach Party
Using a special occasion to even mildly guilt your friends into helping you fund your travel fantasies is a bit gauche

The Luv Doc, July 8, 2021

The Luv Doc: The Cannon Fodder of Capitalism
The Cannon Fodder of Capitalism
No one wants to be the Michael Jordan of the cash register

The Luv Doc, July 1, 2021

The Luv Doc: My Girlfriend Thinks It’s Weird
My Girlfriend Thinks It’s Weird
So much more than crazy, lust-fueled, Saturday night monkey sex followed by midmorning migas, mimosas, and a luxurious afternoon nap

The Luv Doc, June 24, 2021

The Luv Doc: What in the Hell Is Going on at the <i>Statesman</i>?
What in the Hell Is Going on at the Statesman?
More of the outlandish factual assertions, needlessly hyperbolic language, and gratuitous profanity that undermines true, legitimate journalism

The Luv Doc, June 17, 2021

The Luv Doc: Surpisingly Cold
Surpisingly Cold
Every summer day under 100 degrees means that a thousand enthusiastic well-meaning folks will move to Austin

The Luv Doc, June 10, 2021

The Luv Doc: The Worst Thing
The Worst Thing
Nobody wants to witness self-indulgent acts on a first date

The Luv Doc, June 3, 2021

The Luv Doc: Don’t Ask Your Ex
Don’t Ask Your Ex
70-93% of all communication is nonverbal

The Luv Doc, May 27, 2021

The Luv Doc: A Good Person
A Good Person
The Achilles heel of COVID is that it’s not deadly enough to get the attention of the real knuckle draggers

The Luv Doc, May 20, 2021

The Luv Doc: Premature
There is only one alternative to getting older, and it definitely involves not getting laid.

The Luv Doc, May 13, 2021

The Luv Doc: Running Late
Running Late
The kind of unforgivable transgression that can ruin a promising career.

The Luv Doc, May 6, 2021

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